>IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS, >YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU... > >A file that big? >It might be very useful. >But now it is gone. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >The Web site you seek >cannot be located but >endless others exist >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Chaos reigns within. >Reflect, repent, and reboot. >Order shall return. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >ABORTED effort: >Close all that you have. >You ask way too much. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >First snow, then silence. >This thousand dollar screen dies >so beautifully. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >With searching comes loss >and the presence of absence: >"My Novel" not found. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >The Tao that is seen >Is not the true Tao, until >You bring fresh toner. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Windows NT crashed. >I am the Blue Screen of Death. >No one hears your screams. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Stay the patient course >Of little worth is your ire >The network is down >- - - - - - - - - - - - >A crash reduces >your expensive computer >to a simple stone. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Yesterday it worked >Today it is not working >Windows is like that >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Three things are certain: >Death, taxes, and lost data. >Guess which has occurred. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >You step in the stream, >but the water has moved on. >This page is not here. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Out of memory. >We wish to hold the whole sky, >But we never will. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Having been erased, >The document you're seeking >Must now be retyped. >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Rather than a beep >Or a rude error message, >These words: "File not found." >- - - - - - - - - - - - >Serious error. >All shortcuts have disappeared. >Screen. Mind. Both are blank.