>IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS,
>YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...
>
>A file that big?
>It might be very useful.
>But now it is gone.
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>The Web site you seek
>cannot be located but
>endless others exist
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>Chaos reigns within.
>Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>Order shall return.
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>ABORTED effort:
>Close all that you have.
>You ask way too much.
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>First snow, then silence.
>This thousand dollar screen dies
>so beautifully.
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>With searching comes loss
>and the presence of absence:
>"My Novel" not found.
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>The Tao that is seen
>Is not the true Tao, until
>You bring fresh toner.
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>Windows NT crashed.
>I am the Blue Screen of Death.
>No one hears your screams.
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>Stay the patient course
>Of little worth is your ire
>The network is down
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>A crash reduces
>your expensive computer
>to a simple stone.
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>Yesterday it worked
>Today it is not working
>Windows is like that
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>Three things are certain:
>Death, taxes, and lost data.
>Guess which has occurred.
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>You step in the stream,
>but the water has moved on.
>This page is not here.
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>Out of memory.
>We wish to hold the whole sky,
>But we never will.
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>Having been erased,
>The document you're seeking
>Must now be retyped.
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>Rather than a beep
>Or a rude error message,
>These words: "File not found."
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>Serious error.
>All shortcuts have disappeared.
>Screen. Mind. Both are blank.